a day in the life
We went to pick up grandma and I almost slipped right off of the toilet seat when I used the powder
room, "why is the toilet seat wet" I called out to her. "Oh, I washed it" she responded. Of course she
did. Why wouldn't I think to DRY the toilet seat before sitting on it. MY mistake.
My day was littered with "oh sugar shack" a favorite "in place of swear word" from my Gram.
I listened to Florida Georgia Lines "Cruise" on repeat for miles. Ethan suggested that, "maybe we
should play it again, since we like it." This was after we had already heard it for 9 minutes straight.
Maybe I should buy earplugs.
Going to the pool is so tiring. it's been 100 out all week, even the water has been hot. Playing in the
pool with E is like training for "The Hunger Games" we play hulk smash
him around the pool on my back , front and sometimes leg. It's amazing I don't have MORE bruises.
He's a tough cookie. Thank God for the required 15 min rest periods.
Every time the nation wide insurance commercial comes on I hear E singing, "nationwide is on your
side" either A) he watches too much tv or B) he has an affinity for insurance. He also has a knack
for knocking things over. Yesterday was juice, today was a full bowl of cereal. Graceful, we are not.